Chappelle’s Show – If the Internet Were a Real Place

Chappelle’s Show – If the Internet Were a Real Place


WOAH SORRY FOR BOTHERING YOU,
BUT I LIKE THAT SONG. DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN GET
SOME MUSIC AROUND HERE OR… OH, YEAH, YOU CAN
GET IT RIGHT THERE. OH. OR YOU CAN
GET IT RIGHT THERE. [chaotic beeping] HEY, RON. SO YOU WANT TO
SEE ME HAVE SEX? NO, I’M COOL. WANT TO SEE PARIS HILTON
HAVE SEX WITH HER BOYFRIEND? YES, I WOULD. COME ON.
ALL RIGHT. [snickers] I WANT YOU TO GET
ON TOP OF ME, FACE THAT WAY, SO WE CAN SEE HOW
PRETTY YOU ARE. [laughs] I DON’T KNOW
IF THAT WAS HER, MAN. IT WAS A LITTLE GRAINY– THAT NIGHT VISION–
YOU CAN’T REALLY TELL. I GOT TO SEE THAT
ONE MORE TIME, MAN. LET ME JUST SEE ONE MORE TIME.
LET’S GO. YOU KNOW WHAT, BUDDY,
WHY DON’T YOU JUST HOLD THIS, I’LL GO IN THERE
AND CHECK IT OUT, AND THEN I’LL BE
RIGHT BACK OUT, ALL RIGHT? THANKS, DUDE. I WANT YOU TO GET
ON TOP OF ME, FACE THAT WAY, SO WE CAN SEE HOW
PRETTY YOU ARE. THAT WAS HER ALL RIGHT. SHE PLAYED HERSELF. YOU SURE YOU DON’T
WANT TO SEE ME HAVE SEX? YEAH, I’M
ABSOLUTELY SURE, MAN. I JUST WANT TO GET THE SCORE
TO THE KNICKS GAME. THANKS, ALL RIGHT? I DO A GREAT DOGGIE-STYLE.
I KNOW, RON, OKAY? I GOT MY STROKE FROM YOU. THANK YOU, OBI-WAN.
I’M DONE WITH THE PORN. WHAT? YOU WANT TO SEE
NAKED PICTURES? HALLE BERRY FROM SWORDFISH? OF COURSE I DO. COME ON. DAMN, DUDE, YOU AIN’T
TELL ME THEY HAD THE GIRL FROM PRICE IS RIGHT. SHE GOT NAKED PICTURES. DAMN! THANKS, MAN. DAVEY.
YES, SIR? UM, YOU INTO GOAT PLAY? WHAT IS GOAT PLAY? LIZZY. [goats bleating] OH.
OH, MAN, THIS– ALL RIGHT, COME ON,
LET’S HURRY UP.

100 Comments

  1. Anthony Aviles says:

    This is like the adult version of Ralph breaks the internet

  2. Anita Molina says:

    Wait, didn’t you guys try to ruin Dave’s career after he didn’t renew his crappy contract?πŸ€” let Netflix capitalize on him, you lost your chance.

  3. Faizal kuntz says:

    This aged well

  4. Deez Knutz says:

    Funny guy

  5. Agent SuperArgo says:

    Fucking Classic.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  6. I'm You, You're me says:

    Ahhh, goat play.. a porn as old as porn. Actually, I think older.

  7. OldPlaces says:

    'let's hurry it up'.

  8. borderlands skag gang says:

    Chapelle was cloned and I miss the old one
    I don't miss the old Kanye though

  9. Ultimate Badass says:

    Comedy central still trying to milk views out of Dave Chappelle I see. After Chappelle show ended comedy central has never been the same.

  10. Random Ragna says:

    Internet today: "Dave Chappelle hurts feelings with hilarious jokes"

  11. Robert O. says:

    Crude. Lewd.

  12. Trinity says:

    Thanks for recommending me this 2 years after it was made and when the controversy starts!

  13. Trevor says:

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Should have had a bit about getting viruses too

  14. Mark Chang says:

    Oh no.

  15. Kessa R says:

    That's the men's section of the internet.

  16. dbaksh3917 says:

    Thank you Obi-Wan
    πŸ˜‚

  17. Justin Joy says:

    Gets bombarded with hot singles in his area

  18. Bmchaney Bmchaney says:

    God is GOOD! Lol . You know I play a lot, but I got your back. Thank you for helping us Heal!!!

  19. Everything says:

    No Darude Sandstorm meme. I'm disappointed

  20. SinsAreContagious says:

    "Ik Ron, i got my strokes from you, thank you obi wan" πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

  21. Dropout's Production says:

    Jurrasic cock.

  22. facis quod vis, says:

    I met ron Jeremy and his wife back in 97 as I was leaving the rainbow

  23. Rusty Shackleford says:

    No one called him a nigger. Fake.

  24. Yousavedbro Heaven Bound says:

    Too much evidence of why people are going to hell. This is why America is so messed up.

    Turn to Jesus Christ people stop cheating on each other turn from your sins to Jesus Christ

  25. Deus Vult says:

    Back when the internet was still good.

  26. Khartoum Lavage says:

    He practically predicted social media.

  27. Introverted Oreo says:

    Funny how CC is recommeding Dave Chapelle to clap at his Netflix show success for clicks, yet won't stop shitty "woke comedians" from having shows 🀣

  28. liam brazy says:

    This is still relevant in 2019

  29. Nick Sinks says:

    Sound alike the audience is laughing inside of a cup

  30. Chore Boy says:

    Still some of the funniest shit to watch. Fuck them haters, I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!!

  31. Pop D says:

    Man I remember when Comedy Central had actual good content.

  32. Deyone Jackson says:

    Heh heh I actually expected a bunch of beatdowns everywhere

  33. Valentine Vandalism says:

    That is only the first 1% you encounter right away. The rest is too messed up to talk about.

  34. Paul Campbell says:

    I robot

  35. Nurgles Chosen says:

    How would 4chan look?

  36. Castle says:

    That's how they get you into the GOAT

  37. Patrick Madrigal says:

    Probably going to see Swordfish since the info I received mentioned it is a great movie

  38. George Dennis says:

    Somehow, Sticks and Stone brought me here.

  39. Gregory Thomas says:

    Ron Jeremy: history’s most prolific sex Ed instructor! Three whole generations got their stroke from Ron!

  40. Joseph Handibode says:

    That would be funny as hell if real

  41. thekillinglights says:

    I know laugh tracks are fake most of the time but for some reason it is very obvious in this clip. Anyone else think so?

  42. I hate logical fallacies says:

    Ron Jeremy is an abhorrent pig

  43. pretty_fly_for_a_filipino_guy says:

    Wreck it, Dave.

  44. Tabs T says:

    Lol I gotta check that price is right girl out.

  45. Ski2010 says:

    HA! So true

  46. jy1235689 says:

    The porn problem is real in this country

  47. A- wolvy says:

    The entire plot of Ralph breaks the internet.

  48. Francisco Rivera says:

    Sounds like a ritual on this skit.

  49. Marwan Joundi says:

    If that episode was released today it would be only triggered people and memes/vines

  50. BEZ says:

    One of the greatest sketches of all time

  51. IMPC says:

    And down the rabbit hole we go

  52. M26 says:

    They left like 90% off from this video. Comedy Central sucks.

  53. Hoopthot says:

    I GOT MY STROKE FROM YOU πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  54. Kera says:

    Why does the laugh track sound like your grandma's toilet flushing at 3am?

  55. Joseph Beckmann says:

    Of course I do!!!

  56. t Stricklin says:

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚alright lets hurry up

  57. DR Evil says:

    It literally is like that.

  58. 2muchwhit1 says:

    I saw Chappelle and Ron Jeremy, I clicked

  59. Lancine Keita says:

    Still expoiting the poor man for views,
    Just let it go Comedy Central.

  60. Richard Servello says:

    I miss Chappelle show. Maybe Netflix will make a new season.

  61. Janethan Ricanibante says:

    Dave Chappelle's career is soaring high like a crackhead right now.

  62. Szilvia Briceno says:

    No wonder i can never get anything done

  63. thoth zombie says:

    The Internet k hole irl.

  64. ranchump says:

    He is so clever

  65. Snake Enjoying a Sandwich says:

    Internet today would just be a bunch if captchas

  66. Mariah J. says:

    Dave was ahead of his time on this one lol

  67. yourmom literally says:

    How did he not get a virus?

  68. Nick Britten says:

    Where are the ads?

  69. roger smith says:

    wow he does promote sodomy and beastiality

  70. брэндон says:

    of COURSE i do!

  71. BarelyLewd says:

    I call b.s if it was real the first dood he talked to would have tolled him to git gud scrub, kicked him in the nuts, stole his wallet full of personal info, tea bagged him, then tolled him were to get music.

  72. rabblerouser says:

    debt consolidation! gambling!

  73. bjad says:

    Of course they have to mention goat. Agenda pushing pricks . Original Dave knew

  74. Mike Hunt says:

    Today's internet would have crazy feminists all over social media talking nonsense

  75. Calvin Carter says:

    i wish i was funny enough to remake this skit for today’s internet. someone else should definitely do it!

  76. NGMonocrom says:

    What?! Where's the massive pet shop filled with nothing but adorable cats?

  77. casey says:

    Thanks comedy Central lol. How bout u bring back good material and get rid of mentally handicapped ppl such as trevor fuckface

  78. casey says:

    And Samantha bimbo bee

  79. HATFIELDS97 says:

    Now i know where smosh got their ideas from

  80. Michael Murray says:

    How I miss the real Dave Chappelle

  81. X Ibrahim says:

    Check heemy76 too

  82. ralph says:

    They should the dark web next

  83. BlackLightning325 says:

    This skit surprisingly holds up pretty well to this day πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ

  84. Seth Organs says:

    Long live The Hedgehog!!

  85. PRINCE RAIN says:

    Think Internet is bad GO SEE DARK WEB 😈😈😈

  86. tommysuriel says:

    The real Dave Chappelle

  87. SuperDopeboy44 says:

    Dave is really a genius

  88. brian5o says:

    This is great and all, I’m thankful for it but they forgot the popup ads……

  89. brian5o says:

    β€œDo you want to increase the size of your penis?”

  90. Edwin Ramirez says:

    I wonder how horny mom's in your area would be represented.

  91. ET Racing says:

    Oh shit i peed myself!

  92. John john says:

    Lmfaooo

  93. Nate Williams says:

    Comedy Central clout chasing

  94. D2X says:

    "Debt consolidation, gambling……"

    ENOUGH!! ENOUGH WITH THE POP-UPS!!

  95. Belayeth Khan says:

    Dave chappelle THE GOAT of comedy man lol

  96. HORDAK SKELETOR says:

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  97. TCY ! says:

    Naa is just leave

  98. Dess D says:

    He should hedo this sketch for modern internet

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