IF THE INTERNET WERE REAL 2

IF THE INTERNET WERE REAL 2


(dial-up internet connecting) – (Ian) SHUT UP!!! – Dude, Becky Johnson
just poked me on Facebook. – Becky from high school? Why is she poking you? I thought people stopped
doing that ten years ago. How creepy would it be if
someone you hadn’t seen in forever just walked up to you
and poked you in real life? – Yeah, dude, real life would be weird
if it was like the internet. ♪ (chipper music) ♪
If The Internet Were Real 2 ♪ (chipper music) ♪
Periscope – And that’s how you make
a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Please give me hearts. Please? Please? – Why the hell are we watching this? – Because we’ll follow
any social media trend to stay ahead of the curve.
(approaching footsteps) – Guys! I just got a notification
that some big-tittied lady’s making a peanut butter jelly
sandwich in the other room. – Ooh, I’m hearting!
– Heart! Heart! Heart! Heart! (screeching) Heart! Heart! ♪ (chipper music) ♪
Waze: Outsmarting Traffic Together – I’ve gotta get to my job interview
in seven minutes or I’ll be late. What’s the fastest route? – Take a right in two blocks
and you can be there in ten minutes. – You’ve got five cops up on your right and traffic’s about to
slow down in two blocks because someone dropped
a dirty couch on the street. And a car just exploded
100 feet ahead of you. Take a hard left here and you’ll
get there in seven minutes. – But that’s the route of the parade! – Do you wanna be on time or not? You could always use Apple Maps. (flies buzz) ♪ (chipper music) ♪
WebMD (flushing toilet) (sneezes) – You have cancer. ♪ (chipper music) ♪
Tumblr – Pfft. This meme
was just stolen from Reddit. ♪ (chipper music) ♪
Reddit – This was just stolen from 4chan. ♪ (chipper music) ♪
4chan – Finally! The place from whence all memes originate. According to other internet elitists. ♪ (ominous music) ♪ Why was Rainbow Dash
doing that to a Power Ranger?! (sobbing) ♪ (chipper music) ♪
Pinterest – Okay, I just need
four more perfect dresses and then we’ll be set. – Don’t you think you
should get a boyfriend first? ♪ (ominous music) ♪ – (in demonic voice)
My Pin Wall is my boyfriend. ♪ (chipper music) ♪
#hashtags – Why are all these teenagers
starting their words off with the pound sign? Pound sign confused. ♪ (chipper music) ♪
YouTube – (owner) Hey. Do something. ♪ (chipper music) ♪
Buffering (music stops) ♪ (music continues) ♪ ♪ (chipper music) ♪
Vine ♪ (chipper music) ♪
Instagram (silence) (approaching footsteps) – Guys! I just found a photo
of a PB and J sandwich, but it’s on some girl’s big titties. – (men) Like! Like! LIKE! – Oh, and there’s another photo
of a questionably of-age boy with a decent-looking face and abs
and no other discernible talent with a PB and J sandwich too. – (both) Like! Like! Like! – Like? Like! Like! Like! Like! – Yeah, I guess the internet
in real life would suck. (sensuous moan) – (Ian) Becky, you poke so good. – What about me, Becky? – Yeah, share it. (Anthony and Ian moan) – (Ian) Get in there. Get in there. – Pound sign, this generation is f*cked! – (Ian) Hey, guys, thanks
so much for subscribing. Click the video on the left
to check out bloopers from this video and this deleted scene. ♪ (chipper music) ♪
Google: Deleted Scene – The term “bitch” comes
from the 12th century word “bicche”. – (Anthony) And click the video
on the right to check out Every Vine Ever. – Black people be like–
– What?! Go ahead and finish it, man. What do Black people be like? – (Anthony) And, of course,
if you’re watching this on any touchscreen device,
all the links are in the description below. [captioned by www.facebook.com/subtitleyoutube]

100 Comments

  1. Videogamebunkey - says:

    Looool, this video is soooo dated!

  2. Maks Kuskovski says:

    But it is real.

  3. Nishan Gurung says:

    Yo

  4. Rogue says:

    2:48 scared the shit out of me

  5. Gavin Rose says:

    My video buffered during the buffer part

  6. James Watkins says:

    😮 when the buffering part came up it actually buffered🦋🦋🦋🐟🐟🐟🐟🙉🙉🙉🙉🦆🦆🦆🦆

  7. ExtremeCringe says:

    ☃️ This is snowy the snowman
    1 like = more snow

    I’m sorry.

  8. supboy28 Beeson says:

    Pees sneezses and then you have cancer

  9. Lol螿蒙ᏌᎢᎪ蒙螿 says:

    The buffering thing didn’t work, I use an iPad

  10. Kieran.brennan-182 says:

    Not to be that guy but technically the internet is real

  11. Jacky Boii says:

    Ha 2:49

  12. Atom Squid says:

    Why!? Rainbow dash !?

  13. Ninjacena GT says:

    Why was rainbow dash doing it to a power ranger?

  14. Joker And Harley says:

    3 years later……it’s in my recommend 😅

  15. n00baddict 53 says:

    4chan is so idiotic and retarded.

  16. Derpboi 99 says:

    Ways to die

    1:shoot yourself

    2:stab yourself

    3:jump off a bridge

    4:jump off a building

    5:pass away

    6:listen to cylee mirus

    7:be possesed

    8:cancer

    How not to die:like this comment

  17. Fluffy is cute says:

    Can you do if Nintendo was real

  18. peej says:

    some big tittie lady is making a pb&j

  19. Bonnie557955 B says:

    2:53 Vine 2:56 PUN CITY!

  20. contendhay says:

    the "This generation is f***ed!" at the end made me laugh my ass off

  21. NigeriaBall says:

    I thought the Buffering was real.

  22. Veronica Sawyer says:

    Noah 💗

  23. CEB404 Animações e talz says:

    oh god the grammar error
    T H E G R A M M A R

  24. Skitaculour says:

    Who the fuck is not noticing that this video was uploaded on the 14th anniversary of 9/11?

  25. Music Guy says:

    You have cancer

  26. Scottish Mapper says:

    To this day Anthony is still waiting for the highfive

  27. Jam Awesomeness says:

    Who else clicked their screen when the buffer came up

  28. Jake Wilson says:

    YOU HAVE CANCER

    works

  29. BRO- GHAUSS-49 says:

    I don't know how about Deviantart next

  30. Red Naq says:

    i failed for buffering when it loaded

  31. Matvei Sengerov says:

    oof12302392930

  32. FBI55555555555 says:

    The internet is real

  33. Puffish says:

    when the buffering scene started my video broke.

  34. Shreck Bros says:

    At buffering my internet turned off

  35. Unknow Channel says:

    Hottest women parts:
    Belly
    Ass
    Boobs
    P#**y
    Face
    Legs

  36. ryley howard says:

    You watch mlp?

  37. Fidel-del says:

    Pound-sign, same

  38. AJ Maker says:

    People used to call me stupid
    Until i showed hoe much money i have now they call me poor and stupid

  39. Mr. Mcninjaguy says:

    the 4chan one was very accurate

  40. Misty Boyd says:

    2:49 my screen messed up

  41. Rude Grouch says:

    It is real

  42. Pink panda Edits says:

    This came out when my brother was 3 and I was 7

  43. Xemoco Inc. says:

    It is you climate changing b*tch

  44. Dank Racc says:

    But the internet is real

  45. Blue Streak says:

    Why was rainbow dash doing that to a power ranger lol he got off easy compared to the shit I've seen

  46. Jason Lidgard says:

    do u need to swere all the time 🤔😲😤

  47. Dave Plays says:

    easy hearts everyone knows how to make a sandwich

  48. Rndo Player says:

    But the internet is real….

  49. strawberryyogurt sublimnals says:

    Pornhub in real life in the internet……..

  50. Daniel D Butler says:

    Interview still wearing those old grandma panties

  51. gucci boy says:

    I miss anthony😭😭

  52. GACHA KILLER says:

    Youtube:FAKE!

  53. Magister says:

    bounce on this generation is fuked

  54. Cheese_Boss says:

    Who else is here 4 years later?

  55. Mario Felipe Estebanes says:

    XDhahahahahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  56. Poppydom says:

    It’s been 4 years and I’ve never seen this ;0;

  57. WAAJ123 says:

    The video is 4:20 minutes long. Lol

  58. jay vercetti says:

    Pond sing were

  59. Vincent Jace says:

    The video is 4 min and 20 secs

  60. ShadowRival says:

    were real was the best thing I've ever seen in Smosh… Sad that new Smosh discontinued this.

  61. Kailash K S says:

    Man !!! Olivia looked so hot in the last scene !!!

  62. Lucas Animations says:

    2:49 who else thought their screen was actually buffering?

  63. The best lucario 13 says:

    # confused

  64. The best lucario 13 says:

    Poke me

  65. Jere Niemi says:

    Periscope
    Waze
    Webmd
    Tumblr.
    Reddit
    4chan
    Pinterest
    Hashtags
    Youtube
    Buffering
    Vine
    Instagram

  66. theACBX says:

    I got buffering on buffering on the videos buffering

  67. Just Kittens Being Kittens says:

    POUNDSIGN GREAT VID!

  68. ShinyEevee697 says:

    2:06
    It seems you have stumbled upon some smut fan fiction

  69. HELLBENT 666 says:

    2:00 people say 4chan is a dark place it is

  70. DJMETTATON!!! says:

    /biz/

  71. Yado Bear says:

    The fact that this is 4:20 minutes long is great

  72. random says:

    if the internet were real:

    hacker: Runner.instance_.playingIntro = true;

    me: IM REPORTING YOU!

    game creators: YAWNNNN

  73. Slasherx TV says:

    3:23 Is it just me or is Courtney smoking hot in this scene

  74. Bob Ross says:

    the time alone on this video is a meme 4:20

  75. Nicolas Villafuerte Diaz says:

    2:02 What exactly did Rainbow Dash do to a Power Ranger? It's probably graphic, isn't it?

  76. Holly Wilson says:

    Who else thought their screen was actually buffering

  77. okc4 life says:

    If smosh was real🤯

  78. Reverse Silver Shadow DarkLord says:

    "Why was rainbow dash doing it to a power ranger" LMAO

  79. Jeremy McElroy says:

    Hey guess how long this video is

  80. Hillary Loves Kpop says:

    But the internet is actually real

  81. Mr.HollyWood says:

    1:48 That’s jolly for a new holly wood film

  82. Sans Official says:

    How to Piss Off Nerds:

    1. Call Link Zelda

    2. Judge there Glasses

    3. Call Mario “dumb”

    4. Wait

    5. MARIO IS NOT DUMB

    6. IM PISSED OFF

    7. You Have Lost Connection Of this comment

  83. John Sonia says:

    Just so you know the power ranger was the pink lost galaxy ranger

  84. Minato Namikaze says:

    2:22 huh!!! Mangekyou sharingan

  85. Sun Light says:

    If it was real this is how people would be:

  86. Sun Light says:

    Did you know: that waze and google maps are siblings?

  87. Sun Light says:

    Isnt 4chan dead..?

  88. Finin Sanic says:

    Reeeeeeeeeeee FAKE FAKE

  89. Fontyn Aymeric says:

    SHUT UP!!!

  90. Mehshad Koonj says:

    You have cancer

  91. volitiveseal418 says:

    Bob Roberts fly is down

  92. OPtimal says:

    Now, reddit has the most original memes and it's where formats are born

  93. Cristina Russo says:

    UNPOPULAR OPINION Anthony is lowkey sexy

  94. Sergio Vail says:

    On that last one lol

  95. The Little Equestrian says:

    Oh oh ooh the video is 4:20 minutes long.

  96. black light Foxy says:

    Ian:sneezes dr an:you have cancer me:pff hahahahahah

  97. Jeremiah goff says:

    Lol

  98. Aaron Stuffguy says:

    1:24 they predicted the meme

  99. Dyath says:

    The video is 420 long

  100. Ellisdomo says:

    2:49 how weird is it that my screen buffered when this came up😂 what are the chances😂😂😂

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