Internet Comment Etiquette: “Your Guide to the End Of the World”

Internet Comment Etiquette: “Your Guide to the End Of the World”

A-Cheers, and welcome to Internet Comment Etiquette! I’m Eric, your host, and this is your guide to the end of the world. *breathes* Now, the apocalypse is a scary thing, it could happen at any day, uh, in any fashion… But when it does, hopefully you can refer back to this guide for some help in- finding peace as you, uh, slip off into the unknown. Now from where I’m sitting in 2017, everything’s good. There’s really no threats at all to human surviv- Oh-nope! Forgot about that! “Last line of defense if North Korea nukes the U.S.” [Woman in Video] “And tests reveal- U.S. soil may soon be within striking distance, and if you take a look- the west coast is, of course, their closest shot now if that happens, we do have a last line of defense.” Well, this is nothing to worry about I think, uh, the indomitable spirit of humankind has always prevailed in the past. [Woman in Video] “U.S. Ambassador Nikki Haley responding to what may be an unprecedented show of nuclear strength. North Korea claims, “It’s a hydrogen bomb.” I mean, we evolved to create language, love, entertainment! We’ve made machines that can think! I-I-I’m sure we can get past something like this. Let’s see what else Nikki has to say. “War is never something the United States wants. We don’t want it now. But our country’s patience is not unlimited.” [Mocking Voice] “Nikki is hot! I’d bang her! “She’d get it for sure!” NIKKI IS A WHORE! “Can’t believe that bitch said that with a straight face.” “BUY JAKE PAUL MERCH LINK BIO BUY NEW MERCH START YOUR LIFE AND WORK OUT WACH-KT JAKE PAUL VLOG YOUTUBE” Okay. Heyo, send those nukes! AAAAAAAND POST! [🎶Music🎶, the classic Internet Comment Etiquette theme] Now, let’s just say that we DON’T nuke ourselves into oblivion in the world goes on to live for a long, long, Time™️ * breaths * There’s still a lot of ways that the planet can quit on us anyway. That’s why I put together some of my favourite apocalypses. What’s first? “Discovery Channel – Large Asteroid Impact Simulation [Soft Music] [Music picks up, but is still generally soft] This music sure is something. [Back to music] Wow, it really just fucks the whole thing. This is not real leave a like if it’s not real Yeah, I-I give that a like for not being real, okay Well, uh, gather around everybody while I show you- how to leave a comment about a giant asteroid wiping us all out. Hey, you guys ever think that if an asteroid was headed our way, the government would keep it quiet to prevent mayhem in the streets? I mean me, personally, if I knew the world was about to turn into a lava ball I’d dress up like an adult baby and go burning down libraries while making boom booms™️ in my diaper. Man, I’d probably even kiss a dog to see why people on DeviantART like drawing that shit so much. If there’s an asteroid about to hit, and I’m president I’d be like “Nope. lie to everybody. Let them figure it out, now I’m gonna go fuck everything in Thailand. and then I ghost on the human race while paying ladyboys to turn me into a human piñata. All I got to say is, thank god we’re NOT about to get hit by an asteroid because my wife and kids don’t need to see me like that. Then again, I can probably do most of that shit anyway and get away with it ’cause I’m a white dude. AY-UND POST! Uh, that’s one way the world could end, all in a flash and poof! We’re gone. But what if it’s slow and painful? “Will antibiotic-resistant superbugs keep getting stronger?” “Doctors saying their worst nightmare has come true, the first “super bug” has arrived. Here, it is resistant to what they call “last resort antibiotics”. Seems like one of those rare cases where if the headlines a question mark, the answer’s “Yeah.” “The Antibiotic that this is now resistant to we’ve been holding this- to use against the worst defenders. Now, we can’t use it! Also, the resistance is portable! Meaning- it can- spread from bacteria to bacteria to bacteria to bacteria to bacteria to bacteria to bacteria to bacteria! Let’s check some comments. “I was thinking that these superbugs that are resistant to all of our antibiotics might have evolved from homosexuals. Since it’s known the homosexuals have been the source/cauldron for many exotic rare diseases including HIV.” And they murdered over a hundred Microbiologists, so they can get away with this…more easily! Oh, that’s a good comment. Ġ̡͡OͭS͈͉Sͫ.̩̥͌ G̦ͣO͓͌ͮSS̴̢ͨ G̬̊ŖÁ͍͘YSͤON͉̝̲.͗͐̉ Wͮͬ͂Ë́ͮ ͙ĶN̥̽Ọ͙̠W ̬ͬYOṲ̍͏’ͦRË͚̇ W̪͆ẠTC̆H̤ING̃̑ ̓ͩ͜Ṱ̔H̲IS̅ ̿RI͙G̎Ĥ̢T͗͗͊ ̜N̴͘͏Ȏ̱̌W̡. ON̅Ľ͈͔Y ̧͕YÔ̭̺U͇͘ ̶CA̜͜N͙͒̀ S͙̽E͗͝E̵̮͜ ̜ͨT̗͈̘H̔̒͝Ḭ̺͋S PA̿R̋͂T͟ ̥Oͯ́͐F͔ T̳ͪ͘HE̔̚ ͓̹͑VÏ̱͛D͠E̛͈̓O.̦ͫͅ C͠E͕͔A̶ͩS͓͠E ̅̔YǑ̼̄UͪR̬͂͆ ͑ǏNͣ̍V̩̄ĚͭSͯT̽I͠GAṬ̙I͔ͫO̖̻N͙Ś͖.̲̭ AND̻̉ ͒DĔL̢ͅE̘T̝̝͒E̽ ̫̜͓T͔H҉́̍AT Ć̀͜OͥM̟M̪͡ENT̛ ̨̛AB̦́̐OU̙̇T̵̛ ̏͗O̴̫UR̅͜ ̀M̙ͬ͝I͕C͋R͑Oͯ̇̃B̗̌I̐ͭOL̷̽ͩỎ̬GI͕̔͆ST̫ ̣̚P̡̊̓Uͫͦ́ŖGEͧS͈͔̾, A̿N̗D̠͑ ̭͍W̴̐È̒ ̵̪M̬̭ͤI̴GͮHTͫ PUT̻̂ͭ ̼̩YOU̯̐ O̵ͧ̀N̴ T̃̉H̠̎Ȩͪ ͕̼̉WH̳́͡IͯT̩̀͞EL̦̪IS̄͝T ͉FOR ͋͗THE͎ͤ͟ ͊̽V̵̦IR̦̃US̱ ҉ͧS̜A̜͉̚TEͯL͆́L͇̠I͏̍T͠EͩS̨͒ WE̶͘ ͤͤHA̧͚V̜̾̐E ͍̔P͔̌͝O̪͜͠I̮͕̳N̝̉T̺̊E͉ͥͭḌ͛ ͊A͆T͚ YO̧͊̓U̧̩Ṛ̏̍ ́C̘̘I͝TY̢̘ͪ RͪI͇G͟͝ͅH̶T͈ͤ ̊̿N̶͙ͬO̔̕Ẅ͍͖!̵ O͝O̘͙ƠO̼OOOO̲O̦͐ͭHH̉̀Hͯ̈́͐H̶Hͦ̕! Aaaaand post! Oh shit, whoops, oh- I was not supposed to publicly post that. Eh, it dudn’t matter you’re all gonna die from the fucking virus anyway. Hey, what’s our next video? “How Pandemics Spread” by TED-Ed And play dat shit! [Intense Music] “We live in an interconnected, and increasingly globalized world. Thanks to international jet travel, people and the diseases they carry, can be in any city on the planet in a matter of hours.” Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, (cool.) “And in 2011, scientists investigating a plague pit in the City of London were able to reconstruct the genome of yersinia pestis. The bacterium responsible for the black death of the 14th century.” Yeah, tight! “Sick men hemorrhage blood from their noses, turning the decks between their bunks slick with bodily fluids.” Yeah that’s tight! “Above all, SARS was a reminder that pandemics have always been associated with panic.” Oh, sure hope nobody’s panicking in the comment section, here. “We should see what would happen if we got every man on earth to shoot a load onto the same spot. I wonder what would form, what it would smell like.” Okay, alright, yep. Uh, all good in there. Now if you’re currently at home dying from the super flu, you might want to leave a comment like this. Yeah listen that’s cool about all this pandemic shit but I’d like to bring up an earlier point that was made in this comment section about what would happen if we got every man on earth to shoot a load onto the same spot. I think it’d form a big treasure map and when we follow the map, we find a way to clone ourselves so that we don’t need women anymore That’s just a guess though, and I already think we don’t need women I’ve been getting along fine all these years without one, just check my reddit post history! That is except for my mom, who feeds me, and my grandma, who clued me in that Obama’s just an Indian guy with a face mask. Also there’s Sandra at work, who’s cool, but she’s ugly so I don’t want to lead her on by talking to her. I’m here for looks, people! LOOKS! If only these hot bitches could look past my lack of self care and see I’m better than fucking Chad who’s probably gonna get her killed in a motorcycle accident trying to look cool! That all said, Chad’s still invited to the “Every Man on Earth Shooting a Load Onto the Same Spot” party, but only because of SEMANTICS. AAAAND POST! Alright, How we gonna die next? “Economists say decline in birth rate may lead to big problems” “Is it time to make America mate again™️?” Oh, fuck off! So with such a low birth rate, economists are concerned that catastrophic consequences are on the horizon. “Solution to all problems: Nuke The Middle East!!!” Cool, I got a comment. Me and my boyfriend been trying to get pregnant naturally for the past five years, and so for all we both got was a sore fart hole! Waughmp waughmp! Aand POST! Now, that’s what I call an original comment! Alright, but let’s explore what’s behind these falling birth rates, for real here, Here’s-here’s no other than Alex Jones explaining how fertility works. This should be good. [Woman coincidentally named Alex Jones] “I think I was, you know, like many people quite naive. Of course you know that age impacts your fertility.” Nope, uh, this is a different Alex Jones. Okay. Now here’s the REAL Alex Jones talking about fertility. UuUh this should be good! [Alex Jones] “What would you tell a woman, you know, let’s say a 30 year old one with a thirty year old husband, this is a real couple out there, Uh, who, are, looking at, you know, having children. And have kind of been trying, and it didn’t happen.” Yeah, now here comes the real advice. [Alex Jones continues] “By design, they admit it’s to make us infertile, Expanding- what is the- one of the top ones- Flora!” Alright, where is this going? [Not Alex Jones] “And this one- that’s the loophole because, [Alex Jones] Then they wonder why, even for young women, their periods are bonking around like ping-pong balls.” Wheeeeeeeere’s this going, Alex? [Not Alex Jones] “The compounds in these are so damaging, that they can literally turn off your DNA and affect you for generations and generations and generations and generations and generations and generations and generations and generations.” Where is this going? [Alex Jones] “Uh, and as you mentioned, super male vitality, super female vitality, X-2’s the purest iodine anybody can find from our research. Those are discounted both today 15% off-” Uhp, there it is! (Haha!) [Alex Jones] Super Male Vitality was developed to activate your body’s own natural processes. Visit today to secure your Super Male Vitality. Now looking to the comments, Hey, what the-? “Me and my boyfriend been tryin’ to get pregnant naturally for the past five years and so for all we both got was a sore farthole.” Waughmp waughmp! Dammit, I just-! I just posted- This was a year ago!? Come o- I thought I’d came up with that one. Well this gets a dislike for being real. “Lotions and soaps gives me rashes.” “One of the main problems is that white people don’t WANT kids, they will just interfere with their skydivin’ and rock climbin’. They interfere with their pub crawls and wine tastings. Kids will “ruin” the woman’s body, they’re too expensive. There are tons of excuses and the Hebrews love watching the white population kill itself off.” Oh, well, that- that one took a turn at the end there. Well this comment section definitely needs some comment etiquette, so here’s how you do that. Hey Alex, I’ve been taking your super male vitality pills for a few months now And I think making my balls shrink. Is that supposed to happen? I also punch the front door greeter at Best Buy, which sucks cuz I worked there. Dude, are you sure you’re not just selling a steroids? I mean how the hell would you know, you look like you got enough pills in you to make Rush Limbaugh blush. If you ever need a drug mule to ship this shit from Guadalupe or wherever your nutraceutical slave shop is, hit me up. I’ve been fucked by the globalists so many times that I could probably fit a couple pallets up there, And I need the money to afford your endless fucking pharmacy of ground-up dog dicks. Alright keep telling the truth, man, sending positive vibes from Sandy Hook. Thanks for having Doctor Kato Kaelin on the show. He doesn’t seem shifty at all, with that flannel shirt under his suit jacket. In conclusion, you really inspired me to look past all the bullshit and become a pill salesman, lol And I’m jealous of doctors cuz they get to smack babies. And post! Alright, well that concludes the section about things that don’t have kids. What’s our next apocolypse? “CERN now coming out and admitting- that it could actually create black holes that could destroy the earth!” Aaah, shit, the Large Hadron Collider is gonna kill us all isn’t it? “They believe if the particle smasher does not create a black hole that swallows up our world, it will pull an asteroid towards us, trigger monster earthquakes, or open a portal to allow Satan in to finish his work! Well, I would simply argue the fact that Satan is already here finishing his work. Look at the Democratic Party!” (Yeeah) “The latest theory that the Large, uh, Hadron Collider is allegedly causing major earthquakes when its operation-” YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH “But they claim, ‘Oh, yes, it would still be safe.’ Okay, doesn’t a black hole just suck everything into it, and we all die? Okay, so they can create one but it would- [cut off] Alright, [stammering], le-let’s cut this one short and leave a comment. Why does this dude look like he’s about to deal me a hand an online blackjack? I mean It’s hard to tell actually what’s going on here, because you filled three quarters of the screen with a big static image that never changes and you put the only footage we’re supposed to pay attention to in a tiny little box on the side. This was just a joy to watch, reminds me of that time I tried to design a geocities website When I was eight and said “fuck it this looks stupid” but good on you guys for going for it anyway. As for the Large Hadron Collider let’s hope it pulls an asteroid our way, so I can catch it in my asshole. Hail Satan! And post! Now, no apocalypse is complete without a proper bug-out bag, so here’s bug out bag tips from Erik! [Light Acapella Music] Alright guys, well here’s my Bug-Out Bag™️. Uh, It’s an “Always Sunny in Philadelphia™️” Beach Bag™️ so people will mistake me for Danny DeVito™️ Maybe I’ll get some free ZD™️ in the apocalypse. And, uh, first off. I got this- it’s a Survival Kit™️ Uh, this is a, uh, sort of Space Blanket™️, This is important to have on those cold nights. I got a Compass™️ I don’t™️- know what this™️- oh, it’s a Little Light Thing™️ Here’s a Knife™️©️ So that I can use it to get a Better Knife™️ from Somebody®️ Here’s a Little Whistle™️©️®️ *intense whistleing of Little Whistle™️* Yeah™️, that’s a Good Whistle™️©️®️™️©️®️ Uh, basically my Strategy©️ with This Survival Kit™️ is I’m gonna sell It®️ to Buy Booze™️ so that I don’t die from alcohol™️©️®️- withdrawal™️®️™️™️©️©️®️ In Here™️… We have… A Seed Kit!™️ Survival Seed Kit©️®️ for the Apocalypse™️ I’m also gonna be Selling This©️ for Booze™️ Uh, we got a Gas Mask©️™️®️ This is an Important Thing™️ to have, just The Case©️ of Certain Types Of Apocalypses™️®️ Uh™️, this is a Life Straw®️. Really Gonna Need That™️©️. Um, just in case there’s Pollutants In The Water®️ *drinking from wine glass using life straw* Yeah, it tastes like Shit™️, Uh™️ I think I Ruined It©️ Also because it gets Really Lonely™️©️®️ in the apocalypse, I’ve got this, uh, “Ideal Inflatable Wife™️©️™️®️”. Which I’m gonna… It’s a- It’s a little Small®️ for my taste, uh, I accidentally got the Jeepers Creepers™️©️ size, so I’m gonna have to return that and get a… non-child version. Last, but not least, we got a Bottle Of Bourbon™️©️®️ I’m really going to need this. That’ll last me, uh, probably the First Day®️ of the apocalypse. And then I’m gonna have to start Stabbing People™️®️ Just a little snoot. Alright, what- what do you guys think of my Bug-Out Bag™️©️©️©️®️™️™️®️? More importantly, What did you think of the first time this- you’ve ever seen Jump Cuts©️ in Internet Comment Etiquette? Next apocalypse! “The man whose biblical doomsday claim has some nervously eyeing September 23rd” Now, this one’s real scary. Legend has it that on September 23rd, 2017, we will see the beginning of the Apocalypse. Okay, so reading this article I can see that, this guy “David Meade” thinks that Planet X, otherwise known as Nibiru, is going to show up from behind the Sun and cause the end of days. Okay, now, [stammering], is he right? I don’t know. Let’s go to YouTube and see what they think Evidence: “Planet X Could Destroy The Earth 2017”? “Planet X, uh, research going back to NASA, 1984 and even further back. We wanna, uhhh, see what some of them, uh, several millenniums ago wrote about Nibiru” [he mispronounces Nibiru] Ho-hoh! Is that how you say it. So there’s no question, something’s going on. And it’s causing the core, the outer core of the earth to heat up, Yeah, I wonder what the fuck could be causin’ that . We’re gonna keep a clOSE EYE ON ALL OF IT BECAUSE THE BIBLE SAYS: In Luke, Chapter 21 verse- Aaand skip. Aand skip. Skip that! Skip! And skip. -try it at Boring! Skip. Cool stuff. I got a comment. As a great man once said, “aint no planet x comin cause aint no space cause aint not globe earth” but now that we’ve got CERN pulling asteroids our way, anything’s possible. I hope those fucking space rocks don’t have crazy alien viruses on them that’ll wipe out the survivors, or at least the ones that don’t get turned into fuel cells by the robot uprising. But hey, chances are it’s gonna be the global warming that gets us dead quickest So I’m gonna keep tossing six-pack rings into the ocean until mother nature gets so pissed that she hits my house with a glacier and then when I’m in heaven, we can get all the dudes together and see what happens when we shoot a load under the same spot. Aaand post! And what do you know it actually is September 23rd, so I don’t want to call this too early, but I think we can scratch that one off the list. *air raid sirens* What is that noise? *sirens continue* Oh! Uh oh, oh, it’s the nukes! Okay, it’s th- it turns out it’s the nukes after all. I- I didn’t have to do this list at all. Uh, okay, well before that thing hits, I’m gonna send this tweet to Ted Cruz real quick. Yo, it’s cool man, I accidentally liked some weird shit on Twitter too, check this out! and attach screenshot! Look at that for a second. Aaaaaaaaannnd TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGHHHHHHAAAUHG [Big Money Salvia by Hot Dad plays] Are you suffering from too much Testosterone™️ in your body because of being an Alpha Male©️? Well swing by the store, where we are now selling the finest Estrogen Supplements®️ to keep you balanced in your Day To Day™️©️ life. Unclench those Fists™️ and Type In Your Credit Card Number Today®️ to purchase our ESTRO-GLO®️™️®️ pills, Made with 100% kangaroo placenta from our friends Down Under©️ These babies’ll have you replacing that Baseball Bat®️ in the trunk of your car with a Dream Journal™️ so you can keep track of your Feelings™️ as affected by the Phases Of The Moon®️ Also on store, we have our “Ain’t No Planet X™️©️” shirts. These things are selling like Bail Bonds At A Trump Rally!®️™️©️ And if you happen to Hate©️ shirts, we got Posters™️ too you dumb fuck! Buy our shit today and keep the globalists out of your man-pussy, which I guess means your Butt™️, not really sure, all these Pills™️ have got me all twisted. GLOBALISTS! [Big Money Salvia by Hot Dad continues]


  1. cat says:

    Pink Floyd during an asteroid destruction would make it that much more okay

  2. victor le says:

    i died at the great gig in the sky reference

  3. OMG I'm Drunk says:

    Just found your channel this was my favorite so far!

  4. Coastal Gardener says:

    Kids cost too much? why don't people just admit kids are not fun?

  5. Anthony Estrada says:

    but how post if he sploded

  6. Nick MaGrick says:

    hes right about the flouride though. Just… not… everything else

  7. Nick MaGrick says:

    9:20 whaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttt

  8. SocioComm says:

    The new, terrible, world ending, super weapon is that deadly combination of Erik's hair flowiness and that rose'. Erik's officially on my list of lady-boys to call to turn me into a pinata when the world ends.

  9. Aviel The Alien From Planet Mexico says:

    7:47, This is unreal, I was dating Heather Davis during the time she posted this. 😂🤣😂🤣😂

    What are the fucking chances of that.

    Well it was nice knowing you.
    Just unsubscribed.

  10. John says:

    This further confirms my theory that all YouTube channels turn into survival gear reviews, given a long enough time frame.

  11. swimper wrath says:

    Can you still squirt in space?

  12. Peter Panhandler says:

    Let the end come. I will survive and weaboo the shit out of the wastes with my dope ass blade skills.

  13. LordZoth6292 says:

    Your recommended must be fucked dude.

  14. Andrew Martin says:

    I like how the bourbon in the glass disappeared lol

  15. Hunter Churchill says:

    Just want to say Erik, I have that same Hawaiian Shirt.

  16. Cook Oo says:

    Send me your nudes

  17. Rachel Upnhaugh says:

    Planet x ended it all

  18. Zoopdter Doobter says:

    We are all poorer for Alex Jones's absence from the platform.

  19. videogamebomer says:

    Did planet X destory the earth?

  20. ཀཔཧ།ངོ ཀ༠པཧོཛ says:

    Light reading

  21. Ethan W says:

    “Yeah tight!”

  22. Stanley Dodds says:

    what was I thinking about? Oh yeah, I would actually be very satisfied if the LHC created a black hole with a large enough mass-energy to not instantly evaporate and instead destroy the Earth, so good luck in finding anything except for that one higgs particle, please kill us all, rocket ship 8=======> bush did 9/11 peace out

  23. OverUndr says:

    "This music is sure is something"
    it sure fucking is

  24. Alex T says:

    I wish incest porn had a more mainstream appeal.

  25. THE BIG BAD WOLF says:

    Thankfully I'm a Scientologist

  26. titlewave says:

    “this is a real couple out there” – alex jones
    “their periods are bonking around like ping-pong balls” – alex jones

    “processEEs” – alex jones

    “globalists” – alex jones

    we truly live in a society……..

    – alex jones

  27. titlewave says:

    lol. if “the CERN creates a blackhole that pulls an asteroid towards earth”, we’ve got much bigger problems than satan.

  28. Kappa says:

    Why is the great gig in the sky such a good soundtrack for annihilation

  29. Abstract Sylence says:

    If north korea launched a nuke, china and any of their allies would immediately abandon them and NK would be wiped from the face of the earth #KimJongUnIsAPussyBoi

  30. harryshafta says:

    when alex jones and co explains epigenetics, but all wrong lol

  31. Zach Bochy says:

    Anyone else wonder what the fuck happened with that weird cut from 3:37 to 4:00 ?

  32. Emilie Knutson says:

    I watch that asteroid video every night before going to sleep. It is the only thing that keeps me going at this point after my wife took the kids. I did not fuck the dog sharon

  33. Jordon Corscadden says:

    Aw yiss, hail Satan!

  34. DaBomJr says:

    OMG ERIK THE NUKES OF NONAD WILL TOTALLY OBILTERTAE the atmosphere OF NURTH KUREEEEEEEEEEEAAAA AND WIpe out all their lives AND CHILDERN! President Trump will personally ride the nuke into their capital like that guy from that Peter Sellers MOVIE the Cowboy, you know the one.

    just forget all the MSM bullshiot and find solace in God almighty, the protector of Catholic priests getting what Bill Clinton got from Monica Lewinsky.

    Also, good choice on the Bulleit. I'f I'm gon'a fu'ckj a chil'd size'd bl'wo up d'oll, "im gonn'a need 'ti

  35. H A R says:

    i can feel my DNA being turned off. i knew it!

  36. EDOH says:

    CC is really good.

  37. the demon spawn says:

    The fertility rate is dropping becuase all men have tiny dicks

  38. the demon spawn says:

    Its 2019 and theres an apocolypse outside

  39. Yes Man says:

    War… war never changes.

  40. Ryan Kelly says:

    it's just terrorism to the all powerful america and other super states nuclear apocolypse isn't gonna happen anytime soon

  41. Ryan Kelly says:

    if the worlds going to end might as well have meyhem for the people

  42. Samuel Hayes says:

    "That music" at 1:53 was "The Great Gig In the Sky" by Pink Floyd.

  43. Reginald bungholes Robust says:

    Fuck muslims

  44. Coco_Machinery says:


  45. Uniler says:

    You got a big fucking mouth for being a entertainment hooker for kids on YouTube.

  46. Spiced Memes says:

    3:36 oh wow i cant see anything erik you really need to fix your video editing software there seems to be some corruption

  47. Spiced Memes says:

    wait if the colider could destroy humanity as we know it why the fuck are we still using it

  48. Tom Birmingham says:

    you are the mad profit that shall lead us, bigmoney salvia! Mad Profit!

  49. Benjamin Gearig says:

    Whats the deal with the shitty editing at 3:36 where the video goes black for some time?

  50. Spleen says:

    Are we gonna ignore the fact that this video was posted on September 23, 2017?

  51. Marc-Andre Desrosiers says:

    Hey yo send those nukes.

  52. Bread_loof's Journal says:

    3:13 not a threat, we have phages. Phages are certain micro-organism that only hunt a certain over micro-organism (the virus one) and then it dies. So basically you inject them into your system they spread, they kill the virus then they starve to death. The FDA hasnt approved them because in there current state they arent safe because they have a 3% chance of mutating and starting to feed off other micro organisms in your system, basically giving you another less dangerous virus. But still 3% chance of something going wrong is better than defiantly dying to super bugs.

  53. SuperGroceryShopper says:

    Cant believe this hasn't been claimed by UMG

  54. anthony ioane says:

    Still waiting to be turned into tang.

  55. JaCk nickolstine says:

    Yo this got me fucked up bro. Fucking golden nuggets of the God emperor, gay frog himself, "Alex Jones" 🤣😂🤣

  56. iBoobbbzTV says:

    0:38 sounds like Jane Valderamma lmao

  57. Enrico Rodolico says:

    Scmowns says dang

  58. Motivation Exceeds Me says:

    If the world end what's going to happen to my minecraft dog? 🙁

  59. Ryno says:

    slappp a tha keyboard

  60. mike laststar says:

    What a farce the first jump cut seen by my tiny iris anus.
    no I say as this false information is voided in my craniums acing bowels.
    To that I say wrong wolf house Mozart
    Soul burns in hell wishful to understand
    I’m an old spooky as I probably won’t make it though tonight without a hart attack o yeah I don’t have more than one eye.

  61. David Dobarganes says:

    If: Global warming is fake
    Then: CERN causes earthquakes and allows demons to Earth

  62. QbertTehKiller says:

    Is this ever going to be re uploaded to fix the blank part

  63. KraKen Krakov says:

    Investigate Wormwood

  64. 70s man says:

    planet x did not destroy the world but i sure wish it did! anyways i am going to have to switch videos because i feel the darkness closing in. good luck with your fake wife!

  65. Superbird13 says:

    im watching in the future the earths still here or at least i think it is i havent left my house in 20 years and the last time i left i bought all the MREs poompntlying AH shit my balls are on fire not gtg

  66. Olivia Eiler says:

    Did y’all know that there was an asteroid that just nearly missed the Earth recently and NASA only just now told us about it. Ya called it fam 👏

  67. Bilbo Baggins says:

    He kinda sounds like Chris Pratt

  68. leofreaking says:

    How in the world is Alex Jones – the male screaming one – aloud to sell this fake products?!

  69. Dead Weight says:

    Hey i was born on sept 23rd, hail satan

  70. Egg like Man says:

    I like to the girl who I love and you can go back and play it all over the place I think it’s so cute omg was a little girl that I love to play and it is fun and relaxing but it feels so beautiful and I wanna was a little girl I love it and she was very good and she is a great girl I love her love and you can go play and play it all the night and you get her to voice text and you can go back to sleep or you get it and she can get

    Oh shit. I messed up

  71. Retardretroguy says:

    Why do I suddenly believe my name is Goss Grayson and I have to cease my investigations?

  72. Mellow Waters says:

    You make my drinking look like nothing. I am the kinda guy who finds himself sucking a homeless dudes dick in the morning for some change for the bus after a night of drinking.

  73. juses - jimmy bars says:

    ahahahahahaha yeah i'm sure "scientists" have said the large hadron will "open up a portal to allow 'satan' to finish his work"

  74. Jim Emmonstein says:

    Love that we can spot his grinder and weed container behind him

  75. tabescent says:

    how come 3:36 to 3:57 is just a black screen? editing fail..

  76. Adam Filinovich says:

    Has anyone noticed that the video skips from 3:36 to 3:56?

  77. TheDankyestMemes19 says:

    The great gig in the sky by pink Floyd 1:39

  78. period farts says:

    >Jeeper's Creepers version
    Oh shit that reference

  79. Ben Gursky says:

    shit is lit yo

  80. Nick MaGrick says:

    9:40 for anyone who doesn't already know, the hadron colider does create micro-black holes. But they are so small that the hawking radiation affect basically makes them evaporate instantaneously because they don't have enough mass to sustain its form. No political angle here, just science nerd and I like niche facts. I think theres a better word for that but I can only think of niche

  81. thegreendank1 says:

    You forgot to add poppers to your bugout bag. It's so you can trade the gays for desert blowjob's and sandy handies.

  82. Jaaq Ess says:

    i just hope that the great gig in the sky is the soundtrack to oblivion

  83. SphereSquared says:

    can I order the shirt (is it a tshirt?) with
    "obama turned my frogs gay with chemicals" on it?

  84. Blockman007 Guitarist says:

    That's great it starts with an earthquake

  85. Khal Netherfields says:

    how much of this is real, will we ever know. yes. most of it seems real, if i were to say, i mean my boys D certainly is

  86. Ricardo Marez says:

    If this isn't the perfect youtube video, it's pretty damn close LMAO

  87. Clem Baker says:

    your uncompromising savagery is more refreshing than a siberian yeti power pounding 2 gallons of a pina colada slurpee licking my taint and fingerblasting my stinkeye with a dry ice love toy. wow-eeee! love you.

  88. Divine Shadow says:

    Doing my part by letting the commercials play when I load up the videos.

  89. Look_Up_For_Chemtrails says:

    Bounced on my boys large hadron collider to this for hours until it formed a gravitational singularity which pulled an asteroid into my asshole and i bounced on that as well. Thanks BMS

  90. lilsniper117 says:

    Erik is okay to watch sober.. terrible to watch when baked.. but juuuuussst perfect to watch when your only a little high.

    Like 1/4 a bowl or 2-3 beers kinda high. Makes the sarcasm that much better.


    The jeeper creeper size !😂😂😂😂😂😂

  92. Poodychulak says:

    6:05 Truer words were never spake

  93. Springday Autumnmoon says:

    I think I just met someone who works for the Paul Begley guy in this video. At work, a lady left the store upon realizing we didn't carry milk in the size she wanted, but first left a little Jesus pamphlet on my counter which mentioned Paul Begley on the back. The name sounded familiar so after a little Googling I found he was featured in this lesson.

  94. Plastic Brooke says:

    11:52 Jfc Erik lmao

  95. Plastic Brooke says:



  96. Travis Negrete says:

    Cern could not create a black hole. There is not enough matter on Earth to create a black hole. That's just stupid

  97. shady shane says:

    i have a friend who believes' in the reptilian overlords like the queen etc, i keep dropping the cloud people in the conversation, he hasn't delved deeper yet, so i need to create a lore. ps i perfer our Alex jones the welsh one, research ivor the engine. ^^,

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  99. MomsBiscuits says:

    That whistle scared the fuck out of my cats. You owe me a new couch.

  100. Wetiko says:

    2019 here my colony has finally rebuilt part of the pre-event internet infrastructure. after months of establishing an ad-hoc network of p2p access points along the west cost- we have gained access to the old pre-war servers…we have determined this to be a massive waste of time. apocalypse has taught us nothing.

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